Mississippi Queen Women

Peggy: hahah yea

ughhhhhhhhhhh

this needs to end before i say something i regret

Tate: like “kiss me, you fool”

Peggy: LOL

Tate: that’s always how fights play out on the silver screen

instead of like walking into the next room with the bag of pop secret

in awkward and prolonged silence

Peggy: HAHAHH

taking deep slow huffs out of the popcorn bag

Tate: knocking stuff over on the way out

in a flagrant disregard for the popcorn lung epidemic

(a real thing, btw)

Peggy: haha i was telling someone about it tonight

this kid was holding a bag of popcorn and i was like “dont juff that, i read an article”

huff

Tate: hahah juff

Peggy: the knockoff peanut butter

Tate: lol

chincy moms chose juff