i can make you thin(k about pubes)

Peggy: i’ve been watching this new show on the learning channel called “i can make you thin” and they tell you when you have a craving for your favorite food, you’re supposed to picture it…but with pubes all over it

Tate: ewwwwwww

that’s simultaneously gross and hilarious

Peggy: i know..hahah. they dont actually say pubes, you’re supposed to picture it mixed with the worst food you can think of…like anchovies..but i think pubes are more effective

Tate: or maggots

pigeons brooding in it

Peggy: dude! too far

Tate: i love the word brooding