“Dental dam!” “Lisa needs braces…”

Peggy: dude! i had to do this cpr training the other day…and they made us use like dental dams

if you HAPPENED to have one of those on you when u needed to give cpr..you would suffocate the person with it

they’re straight up offensive..put your mouth on their mouth for gods sake

Tate: they’re dying and you’re all patting your pockets “just a second, I know I have one in here somewhere.. hmm sub club card… empty mint wrapper…”