Taylor Swift is spinning in her mansion

Tate: “She smells like flowers, I look like Screech Powers”

Peggy: “She wears her midriff bare, I wear Kikwear.”

Tate: “She’s got mad bank, I like Hoobastank”

Peggy: “She’s got a new perm, i’ve got ring worm”

Tate: “She’s a great hostess, I’ve got halitosis”

Peggy: “She dates that guy from twilight, i’m staying in tonight”

Tate: “She’s high school nobility, I’ve got -5 agility”